TLI - Boombox...
Got my favourite verse from any song in it.
"Transport now to an old folks home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones,
the olderlies are stealing, there's no excuse...
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled gooooose.
So I grab my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next, was a total disgrace.
EVERYBODY STARTED HAVING SEX
THE MUSIC WAS WAY TOO POWERFUL
A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE FUCKING LIKE RABBITS
IT WAS DISGUSTING, TO SAY THE LEAST.
Ooooh a boombox can change the world
You gotta know your limits with a boombox.
This was a cautionary tale
A BOOMBOX IS NOT A TOY!"